Angler

Cheney on the streamLast week two reporters asked me,
in advance of the Peace Rally,
Why Cheney?

I was surprised. Isn’t it obvious?

Every Jackson Hole resident (and American citizen, really) should read The Washington Post story Angler: The Cheney Vice Presidency. The four-part series, titled after the vice president’s Secret Service code name, is sure to receive consideration for a Pulitzer.

What this series shows us is that Cheney not only has had a hand in every deplorable aspect of our government for the last seven years, he has personally orchestrated them.

If you must read only one part of the series, take a glance at Part 4, dedicated to environmental policy.

Most galling is the revelation that during the drought-plagued summer of 2001, “Angler” Dick Cheney had water diverted from the Klamath River along the California-Oregon border, causing 77,000 salmon to wash up dead.

AP photo - dead salmon on Klamath RiverThe man who professes to be such an avid fly fisherman is responsible for the largest fish kill ever seen in the West.

I could understand if those crops were essential to our nation’s food supply. But no, turns out the votes of the reliably Republican farmers in Oregon (which Bush-Cheney lost by a hair in 2000) mattered more to the vice president than protecting threatened fish.

Here’s where the story really burns a hole in your stomach: We, the American taxpayers, subsequently have paid those farmers $15 million not to grow the crops. And with the stocks of chinook salmon decimated from the fish kill, last year the federal government declared a disaster and approved $60 million in emergency aid to help the commercial fishermen recover.

That’s right: Dick Cheney killed 77,000 salmon on the Klamath River and cost U.S. taxpayers $75 million as a result. Why isn’t this man arrested and his Halliburton millions seized to pay back the debt?

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Posted under dick cheney, environment, fishing, media, politics

This post was written by js on August 13, 2007

pay him tribute every time

Popper serenades his good friend DickAfter getting my fill of paint fumes and crumpled newspaper working on the Cheney artwork, I went out to the Mangy Moose on Thursday to catch the John Popper Project with DJ Logic.

Blues Traveler will always strike a mellifluous note in my heart, as the band’s eponymous debut and subsequent Travelers and Thieves provided a soundtrack for my formative college days. Along with Shakespeare and Sartre, Popper’s idealist lyrics inspired me to reach for “the flow of all the life that’s there.”

Too bad Popper isn’t writing songs like that anymore. And the band hasn’t had the same depth of sound since bassist Bobby Sheehan died. But old allegiances die hard, the Peace Rally needed promoting, and I like to challenge Popper about his politics (BT played the 2000 GOP convention, and Popper performed at a party for the 2004 inauguration, among other less-than-savory gigs).

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This post was written by js on August 10, 2007

back in action

Peace Rally ad on page 42 of Planet JHHello? Anybody still out there, reading this? I don’t blame you for deleting the bookmark and tuning out, as spring break gradually turned into summer vacation, and it seemed this site was headed for a permanent rest.

But no. It’s time to rouse from a deep slumber, what with Big Dick in town and the Blackhawks already buzzing around the valley. The revival of JH Underground coincides with a special event planned for Saturday: the Jackson Peace Rally.

After unsuccessfully pressing the Iraqi Parliament not to take its month-long August vacation, Cheney is here to begin his month-long August vacation. And we’ll be outside his door Saturday to give him the welcome he deserves.

The plan is to meet at the Stilson Ranch parking lot (corner of Highway 22 and the Village Road) at 1 p.m. and march 1.5 miles up the pathway to the gates of Teton Pines, where Cheney owns a home. A group of artists and assorted craftsmen and pranksters have been constructing a special work of art to honor the vice president.

Here’s what I can say about this artwork:

  • It’s being kept in a secure, undisclosed location.
  • And it’s not a giant phallus, as many of you have suggested.

More updates to come later this week, so stay tuned!

Check out pages 2 and 42 in this week’s Planet for a story and full-page advertisement.

Posted under Iraq war, dick cheney, from the publisher

This post was written by js on August 8, 2007